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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 26 2006,05:26   

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 26 2006,11:21  
Yellow Blobs On Yellow Brick Roads

Last night I dreamed I was in a head-on automobile

accident and wound up in car heaven. Everything was

sooo beautiful. But lots of yellow. Yellow houses.

Yellow streets. yellow garbage cans, etc... You get the idea.

Among other things, I could see a lot of little yellow

car - shaped blobs moving along the golden streets.


When I ran into an angel, no pun intended, who had yellow stains on his shirt, I asked

him what the blobs were and he replied:

"Well, we get a lot of different models and makes coming up here. Some

with just minor damage, like finder benders or worn out engines. We

try to do the best we can with repairs but with the price of help and all...

The old ones and total wrecks, we just recycle."

I asked, "How do you do that?" so he continued:

"We have this special process where we grind them up,

put them in a vat, add gelatin, water, and a little yellow

gold dust trash. Then we bring it all to a boil while

stirring before pouring into a mold. Those that have

a record of speeding or hitting dogs, we pour into a

form that's shaped like a fire hydrant. They're shipped

off to dog heaven. Because they don't have wheels,

they never come back.

.

The others we use to fill the Volkswagen shaped molds.

We've thought several times about breaking that mold

but actually it works pretty good. They come out docile

and soft like new born babies. They're kinda slow so

they can't hurt anyone and they don't kill dogs.

That's the mold we're going to pour you into so

when you happen to meet up with another, you can

yell, "Oh! Hello fellow mellow yellow jello. Are you jellin'."

I woke up a total wreck. I thought to myself, " What is this

yellow sand doing in my bed?"

Ps:

I ran in to this guy the other day who had yellow, orange,

purple, and blue sploches of color on his T - shirt.

Across the front it said, " I ran into Tammy Faye."

   
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