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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 05 2006,09:27   

Well when Bill says sneering I suppose he means this.

Sung to the tune of The Simpsons Neighbour Song

 Dembski is his Name
               Homer:  Everybody in the U.S.A.
                       Hates their stupid UCD'er.
                       He's Dembski and he's really, really lame!
                       Dembski tried to wreck my song,
                       His views on birth control are wrong.
                       I hate his guts and Dembski is his name.
Lenny, Carl and Homer:  D-E-M-B-S-K-I!
               Homer:  He's the man that I hate best,
                       I'd like to see his house go up in flames.              

Lenny, Carl, and Homer:  D-E-M-B..
                Homer:  His name is Bill!
Lenny, Carl and Homer:  S-K-I..
                Homer:  That's a stupid name!
                        He's worse than Frankenstein or Dr. No!
          David Byrne:  You can't upset him even slightly,
                        He just smiles and nods politely,
                        Then goes home and worships nightly.
                        His Blogo book shop is an emporium of woe!
Lenny, Carl, and Homer:  D-E-M-B..
                Homer:  Don't yell at Bill.
Lenny, Carl and Homer:  S-K-I..
                Homer:  His wife is (not?)dead!
                        Everybody hates that stupid jerk.
          David Byrne:  Springfield rocks with Homer's joyous loathing,
                        Filling clubs with angry Valentinos.
                        You don't have to move your feet,
                        Just hate Dembski to the disco beat.
David Byrne and Homer:  He's your perky, peppy, nightmare Creationero!
        Homer and Ned:  If you despise polite Right-handers,
                        Then I doubt you'll like Bill Dembski,
                        Or his creepy little offspring Gil and Dave!
         Gil (spoken):  That's us!
        Dave (spoken):  Hooray!
                Choir:  FD-E-M-B..
                  Apu:  His name is Bill,
                Choir:  S-K-I..
                  Apu:  He is so white bread!
         Church Choir:  The smiling Bespectcled geek who walks with God!
     Lovejoy (spoken):  Mass dismissed.

The conservative has but little to fear from the man whose reason is the servant of his passions, but let him beware of him in whom reason has become the greatest and most terrible of the passions.These are the wreckers of outworn empires and civilisations, doubters, disintegrators, deicides.Haldane

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