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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2007,10:33   

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DaveScot said...
ftk

Sorry for the off-topic but I wanted to leave a note for Blipey and I know it'll get to him if I leave it here.

I was checking the calendar to make sure there weren't any all day soccer tournaments on Sunday, May 13th, and was reminded that's Mother's Day. I won't be available for any meetings on that day.

10:19 PM




oh wow. It's in the "dog ate my homework" league of excuses. I bet DS' mom dreads that day coming round.
And I take it if there had been an all day soccer tournament then that would have trumped all other events also? What a whirlwind exciting life the DS must have, the dell multimillionaire and innovator.

Can you imagine the number of cheesy poofs that must meet their demise at one of these "day soccer tournaments"?

ALL RIGHT YOU GOT ME. THE REAL REASON IS MY CHAINSAW IS IN THE SHOP, I HAD TROUBLE WITH MY RICE STEAMER AND IT NEEDED A LITTLE ADJUSTING. WHEN WE DID RICE STEAMER ADJUSTING 101 IN HELICOPTER SCHOOL THE SARG (GOD REST HIS SOUL) SAID MAKE SURE YOU UNPLUG IT FROM THE MAINS BEFORE YOU ADJUST IT. I FORGOT AND THE CHAINSAW GOT ITS CARBY FUSED. LUCKY FOR ME I WAS STILL WEARING RUBBER GLOVES AFTER BILL CAME ROUND.... DON'T ASK.-dt

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The conservative has but little to fear from the man whose reason is the servant of his passions, but let him beware of him in whom reason has become the greatest and most terrible of the passions.These are the wreckers of outworn empires and civilisations, doubters, disintegrators, deicides.Haldane

   
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