Kristine
Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006
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Quote (stevestory @ Mar. 26 2007,10:23) | Bullet-proof vests will last a lot longer when they're not exposed to bullets. I guess that's powerful evidence they were designed for a bullet-free world. |
And Adam was designed for an Eve-less world. We all know how successfully that turned out.
One thing we sistahs be good fer (except for me but in this case I make an exception): Remembering people's birthdays. Quote | But my birthday greeting is nowhere to be found. |
Bill, dear! Bill, dear! It's not your birthday yet! Your birthday is on July 18! Did you forget?
I didn't. I never forget an anniversary.
Okay, so he wasn't talking about getting a birthday greeting, but giving one. But if I had not posted a pretend slip, he "still would have missed the gist." Learn fast, don't I?
Incidentally, Bill's greeting shows he wrote it at Fort Worth - in other words, at work. Naughty, naughty.
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