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Tony M Nyphot

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Quote (CeilingCat @ Nov. 23 2018,02:02)
Batshit math:
 Quote ‘However, Enea scientists warn, “it should be noted that the total power of VUV radiations required to instantly color the surface of linen that corresponds to a human of average height, body surface area equal to = 2000 MW/cm2 17000 cm2 = 34 thousand billion watts makes it impractical today to reproduce the entire Shroud image using a single laser excimer, since this power cannot be produced by any VUV light source built to date (the most powerful available on the market come to several billion watts )”.

Those must be Jesus watts.  2000 mw/cm2 * 17000 cm2 only equals 34,000,000 regular milliwatts.  Jesus watts are evidently calculated by moving the decimal point in the wrong (that is, in the Christian direction) when converting milliwatts to Jesus watts.

Amazingly, that is not batshit's own calculation, it's from one of his sources.

Not so amazingly, his link to that source 404s.

This way to the Jesus watts.

At the bottom of batshitcrazy's 404ed page, there's a link to another story that helps prove just how true the Shroud of Turin story likely was:

Exorcist Warns About Celine Dione’s Occult Children’s Clothing

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