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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 05 2010,11:13   

Quote (Joe G @ Nov. 05 2010,07:44)
I'm not a christian you skinny freak and my mother has been dead since 1984.

However your mother likes to come to my basement...

Oh, sorry, guess you're just a garden-variety sexist asshole, then.  It's pretty bad when we can't even blame your religion for your truly egregious character flaws.

Now, then, is this the part where I, the extremely fit and sexy woman (those of you who have been privy to the "special" photos know I do not lie) get to call you, the basement dwelling troglodyte, a fat fuck?  I mean, this is the level of discourse I've come to expect from you, after all.

I will refrain from saying anything about your mother as, if she truly is dead (I have my doubts since your level of honesty is, shall we say, rather questionable), I have no wish to probe that wound.  That being said, "mama jokes" have no effect upon me.  My mom's a big girl and makes even me tremble with fear.  So, she can make her own choices.  *shrug*

Oh, she's also quite a looker, by the way, you lucky dog.  

I've found my personality to be an effective form of birth control.

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