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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 06 2011,03:48   


Got that? The Bearded Dude made animals before man so that we could classify them. He is so totally right! Imagine how difficult it would be to classify animals that have not yet been made!

And we all know how well that turned out:

God: And here’s the next species, one I’m particularly proud of…

Adam: Beetle.

God: Excellent. Now here’s another…

Adam: Beetle.

God: No, you just named the last one “beetle”. This one is quite different — look at the pattern on the wing cases, and the shape of the antennae…

Adam: Beetle. God: Well, OK, though they certainly look different to Me. Now, the next species is —

Adam: Beetle.

From: The Real Reason for the Fall

Those who know the truth are not equal to those who love it-- Confucius

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