Raevmo
Posts: 235
Joined: Oct. 2006
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| Quote | | and what is he going to do if he has a problem? turn you into a pillar of salt? |
no, because that would make him a rich man. Camels, needles and all that. Roman soldiers used to get paid in salt, hence the word salary, remember?
More likely, he'll turn you into lobster.
The Google says that he's not alone in believing Noah had brontosaurs on his vessel. Some idiots even argue that they were stored as two eggs to conserve space. Then how the fuck did they know they had a male and a female, huh? Did they run samples in a PCR to pick up W or Y-linked signals? Or can we deduce that Noah knew about temperature-dependent sex determination? Or did he allow same-sex dinosaur couples, and does this really explain their extinction? Inquiring minds want to know.
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After much reflection I finally realized that the best way to describe the cause of the universe is: the great I AM.
--GilDodgen
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