Steviepinhead
Posts: 532 Joined: Jan. 2006
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This is indeed turning into an even worse than usual day for Dave in this entirely one-sided "debate."
Only on the Internet or in cartoonland, of course, can one imagine that Wiley E. Coyote could survive repeated explosions, fatal falls, flattenings by semi-trucks, etc., only to rise again, dust off, and looking only a trifle worse for wear, imperturbably flip to yet another page in his Acme Explosives & Supplies, Inc. catalogue.
Only on the Internet or in cartoonland, of course, could Dave continue to extend his string of humiliating smackdowns, like a dauntlessly braindead dude hoping to dance his way across a wide river (De Nile?) by using the snouts of snapping crocodiles as stepping stones.
In anything like a real life, with real-world consequences, Dave would have been reduced to minced Croc-O-Meal, slithering down the Croc-O-Gullet of Croc # 1, sometime early the first day he showed up here...
Even if we grant Dave the magical cartoon powers that he evidently ascribes to his Sky Daddy, however, this is a day when only very small bits of Dave will be left over to dribble along to the snout of the next croc.
Don't touch that 'dile...
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