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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 03 2007,14:24   

bornagain77 finds a tard-mate:

Nonlocal Effects of Chemical Substances on the Brain
Produced through Quantum Entanglement
Huping Hu and Maoxin Wu
Biophysics Consulting Group, 25 Lubber Street, Stony Brook, NY 11790, USA

Here we report that applying magnetic pulses to the brain
when an anesthetic or pain medication was placed in between caused the brain to feel
the effect of the said substance for several hours after the treatment as if the test subject
had actually inhaled the same. The said effect is consistently reproducible. We further
found that drinking water exposed to magnetic pulses, laser light or microwave when a
chemical substance was placed in between also causes consistently reproducible brain
effects in various degrees.

You have to read the rest for yourself.  Cage your irony meter and set your tard detector to OFF first.  About a quart of brandy applied internally may help dull the tard.  Through the process of quantum entanglement, of course.

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