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|OOOHH. I want graphic sex between the bene elohim and the daughters of man to produce those Nephilim dudes.|
And that whole "Noah's daughters getting him drunk and trying to screw him" thingie . . . .
Ya know, in all honesty, I don't understand why the porn-meisters haven't made an XXX-rated version of the Bible. Heck, just in Genesis, there's enough sex to make a 2-hour video. Beats heck out of "Flesh Gordon".
I think you want to be Lot, not Noah. Lot got his daughters preggers. Noah had sons.
If anybody here wants to absolutely laugh their butts off while watching a good, straight forward exposition of (part of) the Old Testament, then you want to get a DVD of "The Real Old Testament", which is surely the funniest Biblical movie ever made.
It's shot as a reality show, where we get to watch episodes from the OT and then the characters are interviewed, documentary style, afterwards. Lot and his randy daughters are very definitely covered!
Here's a very quick sample of what to expect, including two of the main characters, God (he's the one with the white beard) and the Serpent ("I go by Snake."):
As I recall, it starts in the Garden of Eden, with an introduction to God and then to Adam. Problems soon arise (from memory):
Adam and God are talking, then...
Adam: "Look! Sheep! Excuse me... Hey, Sheep, oh Sheep! Over here, Sheep!"
Next scene, God is walking alone: "I'm worried about Adam."
Next scene, Eve is born from Adam's rib. ("I think he's so much happier with Eve than just a full set of ribs.") Both are nude, by the way, but the naughty bits are blanked out.
Other scenes: Jacob gets screwed working for a wife
The destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah, complete with Lot's Wife ("That's how everybody refers to me. I have a name, I'm Myra. Myra Lot.") turning into a pillar of salt
The seduction of Lot by his daughters (Lot: "Who's your daddy, who's your daddy!")
Abram's wife giving him her slave for sex, ("I'm young again! I'm young again!)
Cain and Abel ("I had a stick and I had a brother I didn't like and you put them together...") and many more scenes I can't remember.
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If you don't love this movie, you're a tard.