phonon
Posts: 396
Joined: Nov. 2006
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Those science fair ideas have to be parody. Right?
God. I'm just now realizing that they are not.
can't. stop. shaking. head.
This will bother me all day.
| Quote | | 40. Does sea currents affect climate? |
I don't know, does they? Do the pope be catholic?
| Quote | | 1. A virus can mutate (alter) the DNA code of the host cell and reproduce a new species. Does this prove evolution by mutation is true or does it show adaptation (variety) within a species? |
Read that one again.
| Quote | | 10. What was life like before the Flood? |
Make sure you have a detailed experimental write-up.
| Quote | | 15. How long can flies survive freezing in a frig? |
I don't know, but sometimes I see flies friggin.
| Quote | | 23. Why do we have an Adams apple? |
| Quote | | 100.What does an Adam's apple do on our throat? |
Ask Ann Coulter.
| Quote | | 35. Why does the Bible say there is one glory of the sun, one glory of the moon, and one glory of the stars? |
Please include a detailed experimental write-up. | Quote | | 46. Where are teeth stored? |
On a necklace. Duh. | Quote | | 55. Why do only mammals have hair? |
Dunno, ask a tarantula.
| Quote | | 78. What is rubber made out of? |
Rubber. | Quote | | 75. What is plastic made out of? |
Plastic. | Quote | | 79. What are bones made out of? |
Bone. | Quote | | 104.Why do cats hate dogs and dogs hate cats? |
Dunno. Let me ask my 2 dogs and 2 cats that live peacefully in one house. | Quote | | 110. Why does lead melt at a low temperature? |
Why are creationists ignorant?
The Cake Taker:
| Quote | | 72. What is God made of? |
Spaghetti and Meatballs. Duh.
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With most men, unbelief in one thing springs from blind belief in another. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
To do just the opposite is also a form of imitation. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
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