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Occam's Toothbrush

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 18 2006,16:54   

Quote (phonon @ Dec. 18 2006,16:10)
There once was a judge in ol’ Dover…

Who was certain he was related to Rover,

So he saw his chance

Dropped his pants

And when the ACLU arrived, bent over.

Hey now, give tribune7 some credit, that was actually clever.

God Unspecified omnipotent eternal holy divine creational entity, no.

Let's parse it out:

Judge Jones, a dog, received anal sex from the ACLU.

How is that clever?  I challenge you to come up with a limerick about Judge Jones and the ACLU that is substantially less clever.

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