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(Permalink) Posted: April 04 2006,09:01   

Dembski's bragging about turning the guy in to Homeland Security is just over the top.
Oh, to be a tap on that line.
"Thank you for calling Homeland Security. This call may be monitored for training purposes. In order to better serve you, our menu offers the following options:
If you are wearing a tinfoil hat, press 'one.'
If you are ratting on your neighbor in retaliation for his dog 'doing his business' on your lawn, press 'two.'
If you just saw a swarthy man get into a late-model GM sedan, press 'three.'
If you are a pseudo-academic with narcissistic personality disorder and a grudge, calling to inform us of what is already in the newspapers, and is a tempest in a teapot anyway, please press 'four.'
If you are a terrorist, please stay on the line. An operator will be with you shortly.
Your call is important to us. Thank you for calling Homeland Security. To hear these options again, press 'pound.'"

The is the beauty of being me- anything that any man does I can understand.
--Joe G

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