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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 18 2008,15:07   

Quote (J-Dog @ Jan. 18 2008,20:56)
Quote (Erasmus @ FCD,Jan. 18 2008,14:48)
Jesus man don't disappear so long next time I thought maybe you had Ron Day Voooood with FtK and perhaps had either converted to her cult or you both perhaps had died in a bizarre fetishist electoschocking accident involving a walrus, a weedeater, two jars of peach preserves, eleven and a half styrofoam life preserver rings, alligator clips and 3 phase power box.



Okay, I get the walrus, the weedeater, two jars of peach preserves,(personally, I think you should have 4 jars at least, but meh, that's me), the alligator clips and the 3 phase power box, but, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THE 11 1/2 STYROFOAM LIFE PRESERVER RINGS??!!

Please PM me, and DON'T FORGET THE PICTURES THIS TIME!

I could tell you, but, well, you know the drill. Evil Atheist Conspiracy rules and all that.

Not that there is an Evil Atheist Conspiracy. It obviously doesn't exist. Ask anyone.

Please pay no attention to the Black Helicopters that are not in any way speeding to your locations as we speak. The memory reassignment teams that will gently make your mind resemble a pretzel are merely a further non-existant courtesy.

No SUVs full of agents are screeching to a halt and attempting to capture you. Because they don't exist. There is no conspiracy. No chips will be implanted in your temporal lobes to reprogramme you to be good drones.

Louis

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