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Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 19 2007,13:03   

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g-the-experts/#comment-157227]Fafarman[/URL]:        
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IMO anyone who has read several of the popular books about evolution should consider him/herself to be fairly expert in the field.

I'd love to watch Larry in court, especially when he brings in his "expert" witnesses.

Hermagoras shows up at Joe G's door to get that elusive ID evidence and is shot; the state contends that it was Joe G who shot Hermagoras. Enter Larry Fafarman, criminal defense attorney:

"Your honor, at this time - in order to rebut the state's ballistics expert - I'd like to call to the stand my brother Daryl and my other brother Daryl. Not only has my brother Daryl seen every episode of CSI and all its spin-offs, he owns the Season Two box set of CSI: Miami, which comes with some really informative special features. Plus, my other brother Daryl looks a little like Vincent D'Onofrio, who plays a really smart detective on Law & Order: Criminal Intent."

"Mr. Simpson, don’t you worry, I watched Matlock at a bar last night. The sound was off, but I think I got the gist of it."



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