Arden Chatfield
Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006
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Quote (Mister DNA @ Dec. 19 2007,12:39) | Quote (Rob @ Dec. 19 2007,12:19) | [URL=http://www.uncommondescent.com/biology/are-those-without-formal-academic-training-in-evolutionary-biology-justified-in-challengin
g-the-experts/#comment-157227]Fafarman[/URL]: Quote | IMO anyone who has read several of the popular books about evolution should consider him/herself to be fairly expert in the field. |
I'd love to watch Larry in court, especially when he brings in his "expert" witnesses. |
Hermagoras shows up at Joe G's door to get that elusive ID evidence and is shot; the state contends that it was Joe G who shot Hermagoras. Enter Larry Fafarman, criminal defense attorney:
"Your honor, at this time - in order to rebut the state's ballistics expert - I'd like to call to the stand my brother Daryl and my other brother Daryl. Not only has my brother Daryl seen every episode of CSI and all its spin-offs, he owns the Season Two box set of CSI: Miami, which comes with some really informative special features. Plus, my other brother Daryl looks a little like Vincent D'Onofrio, who plays a really smart detective on Law & Order: Criminal Intent." |
"Mr. Simpson, don’t you worry, I watched Matlock at a bar last night. The sound was off, but I think I got the gist of it."
-------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus
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