Richardthughes
Posts: 11178
Joined: Jan. 2006
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ALRIGHT SHUT UP AND LISTEN CAUSE I'M TALKING, ADREN CHATTERBOX. IDISTS DO PLENTLY OR RESEARCH.
1) TEH GOOGLE.
EVERY DAY I PUT "INTELLIGENT", "DESIGN" AND "SCIENCE" INTO TEH GOOGLE AND REPORT BACK TO BILL. TEH GOOGLE IS PEER REVIEWED, RIGHT? SAL TAUGHT ME TO PUT QOUTES AROUND "INTELLIGENT DESIGN" SO THE GOOGLE LOOKS FOR THEM BOTH TOGTHER. I THINK THIS PROBABLY DOUBLED THE CSI OF MY SEARCH AND VIOLATED SLOT A BIT MORE
2) BIOLOGIC LABS.
SADLY, DUE TO BUDGETARY CUT BACKS WE'RE FOCUSING ON THE MUCHROOM CULTIVATION IN TEH IMMOBILE DESIGN CENTER. I'VE BEAN GROWING MUSHROOMS FOR 2 YEARS NOW AND HOW MANY HAVE EVOLVED INTO MONKEYS? GO ON HAVE A GUESS.
ZERO.
ANOTHER HOMO LIBERALIST CHURCG BURNIGN STERNBERGER OF A MYTH ASSPLOADED.
3) TEH BIBLE.
SAL TELLS ME ITS COMPLETELY CORRECT IN ALL BATS AND WHERE IT DOESN'T JIVE (DENYSE TOLD ME TO USE SNAPPY HIP LANGUAGE LIKE JIVE, WHICH SHE TELLS ME "OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE" IS SUCH A BIG SUCESS") WHERE WAS I THAT COMA BIT WAS TOO LONG.. OH YEAH IF THEY DONT JIVE WITH REALITY THEN ITS BEACUSE WE NEED TO MADE SCIENCE WORK TO AGREE WITH TEH BIBLE OR PERHAPS SATAN AND HIS MINIONS HAVE INTERVENED.
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