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k.e



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 09 2006,08:53   

*snigger*

The absolutely priceless bit is watching El Tardo squirm.

"Jail bait? ooooh a trap.....mustn't.....touch.....slobber"

LouFCD ....IF that IS really you (snigger) ....just brilliant.

And getting the kids in on it.... you guys & girls must have had some real belly laughs...all at Dembski's mini-me blow up love doll expense ....FOR POSTERITY.

If "Uncle" Dave S. Turnip 'I came down in the last shower' Springer ever lives it down he will need the hide of a rhinoceros.....

Sorry for the early fright Lou, the responses were brilliant, truly creative.

Oh and Oberstupidexmarine dSS keep up the pathetic smoke screen ...it makes you more visable as a complete tosser and a MAJOR FUCKWIT.

Bwhwhwhhahahahahahahahaha


Which reminds me (quoting myself ...sorry Lou)


Sung to The Major General's Song from Gilbert and Sullivan's The Pirates of Penzance

 
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I am the very model of a dopey Design-o General
I've calculated vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the probability of every possibility
from fallacy to outcome, I am quite delusional
I 'm very well acquainted too with matters scientifical,
I understand creations, both the simple and complexical,
About Mt Rushmore I'm teeming with a lot o' news
­With many cheerful facts about the usefulness of creo views.

With many cheerful facts about the usefulness of creo views;
With many cheerful facts about the usefulness of creo views;
With many cheerful facts about the  usefulness of
creosote spews


I'm very good at banning and dissing all the rest of you,
I know the scientific pages of magazines american;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a dopey Design-o General


In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
He is the very model of a dopey Design-o General


I know our constitution and judged'over Activists
I ditactically dally in fundamental politics
I quote unknown authors of fictional stupidty
I give lessons growing mushrooms in basements very rapidly
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a dopey Design-o General.


In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
He is the very model of a dopey Design-o General


In fact, when I know what is meant by 'RNA' and 'DNA,'
When I can tell at sight a Mountain from a Statue-a,
When such affairs as genes and springing them willy-nilly,
And when I know precisely what is meant by 'biology,'
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern skulduggery
When I know more of tactics than a novice in thuggery;
In short, when I've a smattering of genetical humbuggery
You'll say a better dopey Design-o General had never sat a  blog-gery.. -

corus

For my biology knowledge, though I'm sucky and abdury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of last century;
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a dopey Design-o General.


But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
He is the very model of a dopey Design-o General!


For El Tardo's next trick he will tell us all how to recognise a girl from Mt Rushmore....uh..oh... they were all boys.

Keep up the good work dSS we couldn't help creationism reach lower anywhere near as much as you can you're our best ally.

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The conservative has but little to fear from the man whose reason is the servant of his passions, but let him beware of him in whom reason has become the greatest and most terrible of the passions.These are the wreckers of outworn empires and civilisations, doubters, disintegrators, deicides.Haldane

   
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