Tony M Nyphot
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Joined: June 2008
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| Quote (Joe G @ Oct. 21 2014,21:28) | | Quote (Tony M Nyphot @ Oct. 21 2014,22:24) |
Joe could start by contacting Crispin Glover. |
Start what? |
Why, start expanding on your ground-breaking research into the varied living entities that eat watermelon, of course.
While I'm sure your fingers are swollen and puss pus filled from your many replies, you are spending a fair amount of time here, so could you please take time to reply to some unanswered questions stemming from a blog post of yours with a scientific impact factor equal to that of Gary Gaulin's output?
Was the CSI you measured in your example contained in :
1. the word "aardvark",
2. the definition of that word,
3. or in an actual aardvark?
Is there more CSI if the definition is in French? German? Czech?
What's the CSI in ASL, GI Joe? Is it different from the CSI in English? Why, or why not?
Does a bigger aardvark have more CSI than a smaller one?
How about age? Does the age of the aardvark affect CSI?
What if one's just eaten a big pile of ants, and another hasn't eaten in 3 days? How much more CSI is in the full one?
What if we freeze the aardvark?
What if we then thaw the frozen aardvark and bake it into a caek?
If the aardvark is compressed into a sphere with a diameter of 42.67 millimeters and weighs in at 45.93 grams is it the same size as a golf ball and can it float?
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"I, OTOH, am an underachiever...I either pee my pants or faint dead away..." FTK
"You could always wrap fresh fish in the paper you publish it on, though, and sell that." - Field Man on how to find value in Gary Gaulin's real-science "theory"
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