stevestory
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if ID technique applied to other sciences...
ID Heliocentrism
IDH proponent: I have examined the so-called Telescope and found it wanting.
Scientist: Nobody gives a shit. It works. We all see the same shit.
IDH: What you call Common Viewing could equally be explained by Common Delusion by an Intelligent Deluder.
Scientist: (looks at friend, suppresses chuckle)
IDH: Also, Galileo was a heretic. You're all out to turn people away from Jesus with your materialism which I'm sure will result in great tragedies in East Asia in about 350-400 years. Direct. Result.
Scientist: Got anything else?
IDH: um...Tycho Brahe had a funny nose. And Copernicus didn't have much data.
Scientist: So have you used your notion to produce any new data?
IDH: Yes, we have several books where we calculate the probability that you're right. Turns out you aren't!
Scientist: No I mean research...what new stuff have you figured out?
IDH: Um...Ontorevolving Depth. It's a measurement that shows the earth can't go around the sun.
Scientist: Fantastic! How do you do this calculation?
IDH: Give me a minute. I have to get it right.
(nine years pass)
IDH: Well, it's more a concept really. We don't actually have any numbers at this point in time...
Scientist: (looks at watch) okay, I've got to get back to the lab. Ooh, look, retrograde motion in mars.
IDH: Just what ID predicted! Boy, you Heliocentrists are really out to lunch, aren't you?
Edited by Lou FCD on Oct. 29 2012,08:07
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