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(Permalink) Posted: July 18 2011,13:52   

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I think the correct formula is halfwit * halfwit = quarterwit.  This agrees with the empirical evidence that every additional UDiot in a thread reduces the herd's intelligence by at least 50%.


Allow me to point out that UD is not a level playing field, and I suggest that anytime GEM of ICKY posts, the UD herd intel is lowered by Gordo's lack of wit, my estimate @ = 1/8.  The 1/8 is easily remembered by repeating:

Fifteen IQ for a UD's brain
Yo ho ho and a bottle of ad-hom.
Drink and design had done for the lame
Yo ho ho and a bottle of ad-hom.
The mate was fixed by the CSI
The Morpho’s brain like a marlinspike
And Dembski’s throat was marked belike
It had been gripped by fingers ten;
And there they lay, all UD men
Like break o'day in a boozing ken.
Yo ho ho and a bottle of ad-hom.

And to give a wholly accurate figure that Feynman would be proud of, and pleased to use, we need to also work out the effect that excessive frills and/or excessive use of The Dogenator 3000 will have on the perceived lack of IQ at UD.

Nobels all-around for everyone that cracks this nut!

Now, now - let's not treat Gordo to that mafioso-style thuggery by insulting him.  He might get upset and call the FBI and Congress (and maybe Scotland Yard - I hear they have a great respect for peoples privacy).

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