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Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 27 2011,08:12   

Quote (Amadan @ Mar. 25 2011,20:55)
Scene: The Kitchen of Chateau Fermat

Enter MathSculleryWench

MathSculleryWench: The Maitre's theorem is unproven!

Chevalier du Tard: Tais toi, subservient reproductive facility! 'Tis written in the margin of Scripture that a proof exists.

MathSculleryWench: But...

Chevalier du Tard: Your uncivil protestations prove your incomprehension! Get thee hence to a bunnery or some similar culinary facility.

Madame de Concombre: Treat not this maid thusly, for 'twas I who invited her in!

Chevalier du Tard: Discipline the bint! You exceed your minimal mandate to provide hot beverages, person of socially esteemed third generationalhood!

[Upstairs, Fermat reaches for a fast-depleting bottle of Caledonian Single]


Indeed.

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Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

   
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