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| Quote (JLT @ June 21 2010,19:14) | | Quote (Reg @ June 21 2010,23:30) | Barry Arrington's latest:
[Off Topic] Parents of College Freshman to be, Beware
I paraphrase the gem from "one of the best writers we have"...
(Cue mournful banjo music) That sweet country girl from Montana, she sure was good around horses but didn't know a whole lot of much about anythin' else. And when her family sent her off to college in Austin, Texas they didn't think for a moment that they were sending her into a den of secular man-wolves. Why, turns out that in Austin Texas, the college students can get them thar contra-ceptives? I know, it defies belief and flies clear in the face of the Almighty! Sends them straight into a fornicatin' frenzy, it does. So after a bit the horse-ridin' girl comes home in tears, all knocked-up and defiled. Course, if they'd sent her to a proper Biblical college then them thar students' "hormonal urges" would surely have held in check by Godly Fear And Shame. But no, not at this "secular" college, where they gone teachin' Darwin. So that thar's why you country folk don't ought to go sendin' yur daughters off to the Big City where the girls are all Jezebel Whores who know about ovaries and sperm an' stuff like that. And her gettin' pregnant didn't have nothin' to do with her gettin' all heavy-pettin' with her sweet-heart but not knowin' about anything 'cept horses; if anyone had suggested tellin' her how babies get made then her daddy would have quite rightly horse-whipped that book-learnin' liberal out of the house. Hot diggity. And here endeth the lesson, amen. |
LOL. Way better than the original. |
Cue Waylon Jennings
Mamas, don't let your cowgirls grow up to make babies,
Don't let 'em go to land grant universities,
Where there's bookstores and coffee shops and such.
Mamas, don't let your cowgirls grow up to make babies,
'cause they'll always come home with one in the oven,
and your prayers, they didn't help much.
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I’m referring to evolution, not changes in allele frequencies. - Cornelius Hunter
I’m not an evolutionist, I’m a change in allele frequentist! - Nakashima
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