Doc Bill
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Joined: April 2007
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On the count of three I want to hear some sympathy from you lot (yes, Louis, I'm looking at you. I'm looking at you.) for poor, pitiful Casey Luskin.
Come on! I want to see real tears.
Poor little attack gerbil Luskin has obviously suffered a huge blow to his ego having lost the inaugural NCSE UpChucky Award to Don McLeroy. By golly, Luskin has paid his dues and deserves more than third runner-up after Ray Comfort. I mean, it takes more than a banana prop to misrepresent all of science day after day.
And when it comes to looks Luskin has more hair between his eyes than McLeroy has on his entire body. (Disclaimer: we do not have a visual confirmation re: McLeroy. Based on an extrapolation only.)
Down, but not out, Luskin is determined to win the award for 2010 and he's off to a great start with an insightful series of articles about the devastating effect "Academic Freedom" bills are having on the Darwinian lobby intelligentsia. Yes, quaking in their boots, the Darwinists only managed to crank out about 50,000 biology majors in 2009 in the United States alone. Worldwide, numbers are probably equally depressing.
Meanwhile, Dembski has bet a bottle of single malt that a PhD in "Intelligent Design" will be granted within the next 20 years.
Buck up there, Luskin! Ride that "Academic Freedom" bull. You can do it! We're all pulling for you.
Srsly.*
*Except for Louis, but we'll bring him around, jolly him along, buy him a pint and a pork pie and he'll be better. Rly.
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