stevestory
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| Quote | BOB SLYDELL
Here's a peculiar one. Milton Waddams.
DOM
Who's he?
BOB
You know, squirrely looking guy, mumbles a lot.
DOM
Oh.
BOB SLYDELL
We can't find a record of him being a current employee here.
BOB PORTER
I looked into it more deeply and I found what happened was he got layed
off about five years ago and no one ever told him about it. But through
a glitch in Payroll, he still gets a paycheck. I went ahead and fixed
the glitch.
BILL
Great.
DOM
So, um, Milton has been let go.
BOB SLYDELL
Just a second there, Professor. We, uh, we fixed the glitch. So he
won't be receiving a paycheck anymore. So it'll just work itself out
naturally.
BOB PORTER
We always like to avoid confrontation whenever possible. The problem is
solved from here on, then.
They laugh.
BOB SLYDELL
Uh, we should move on to a Peter Gibbons. I had a chance to meet this
young man and boy does he have Straight to Upper Management written all
over him.
BILL
Ooh, uh, yeah. I'm going to have to go ahead and sort of disagree with
you there. Yeah. Uh, he's been real flaky lately and I'm not sure that
he's the caliber person you want for upper management. He's been having
some problems with his TPS reports. |
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